One Friday night…
…I will challenge myself (and any other crazies that wanna join me) to accomplish everything in Katy Perry’s hit song, “Last Friday Night.” This means that I will have to accomplish several things in various time frames:
Friday night:
- Dance on table tops
- Take too many shots
- Kiss someone and think that I forgot
- Max my credit card (:[ :[ :[)
- Get kicked out of a bar
- Hit the boulevard (I’m thinking Las Vegas Boulevard)
- Streak in the park
- Skinny dip in the dark
- Have a menage a trois (woo)
- Be unsure about the legality of an action
- Say that I’m gonna stop
The following Saturday morning:
- Host a stranger in my bed
- Suffer from pounding in my head
- Find glitter all over my room…
- …And pink flamingos in my pool
- Smell like a minibar (so, like, alcohol, I guess)
- Find a DJ passed out in the yard
- Discover Barbie on the barbecue
- Have a hickey or a bruise, and be unsure about which of the two it really is
- Try to connect the dots
- Be unsure of what to tell my boss
- Think that the city towed my car (:[ :[ :[)
- Find the chandelier on the floor
- Rip my favorite party dress (awww)
- Have a warrant out for my arrest (:[[[[[[[[[[)
- Need a ginger ale
- Have pictures from last night end up online
- Be screwed (oh well)
- Struggle to remember last night, as it is a blacked-out blur
- Assure myself that it ruled (dayum!)
Finally, next Friday night:
- Do it all again.
…
TGIF
TGIF
TGIF
(Hopefully, I can work a Kenny G solo up in there somehow)
